This $50 rechargeable pocket flashlight is always prepared for emergencies

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$50.00US smack-a-roos?

If I can get it pre- dragged-behind-a-car, I’m in!

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Dude, that’s extra.

“always prepared for emergencies” unless you forget to charge the damn thing. You’re better off bunch of $5 mini flashlights and storing them everywhere.

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$5 for the flashlight, and 900% surcharge for being “tactical”. It’s even got a “strike bezel”! It’s that good!

/S

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Next expect the $30 tactical toothpick and the $90 artisan paperclip

It would be worth the cost if it was a 50 dollar rechargeable pocket Fleshlight.

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