Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/29/this-abandoned-house-sat-in-th.html
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It’s an epidemic I tell you…
I’m claiming this road under the Homestead Act!
Homewreckers!
When this happened on a freeway in LA in 2007 it didn’t take long before the house was covered in graffiti.
Please use an alternate route of travel."
Roger That!
Maaaa! Can I keep it?
Man, they missed a great oppertunity to make a Steven Wright joke a reality.
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, “right here, officer”. Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, “Get out of my driveway!”
– SW
Obligatory:
Oh, THAT’S what they meant by “In the middle of our street.”
Finders keepers!
Pro tip: if your big rig falls in a ditch and your house is stuck on the street perhaps you should call the cops to inform them of what happened and get help.
Unless you are some rugged individual that doesn’t like to inform authorities of shit like that.
They are trying to hush it up. Home invasions!
Cue John Gorka, “Houses in the Fields”!
Wow, haven’t heard that in a long time. Is that from Out of the Valley?
Jack’s Crows, I think?
…and a state of normality on Long Point Road was restored.
Thank you, oh thank you, for not using “normalcy”. Seriously, that makes me twitch every damn time.
eta: @anotherone - my thoughts exactly