Depends on your definition of tunnel
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At least it’s not concealing an umbrella. A malfunction would be catastrophic.
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The spy kit that loved me…
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I think it was probably meant to go up as far as they could get it, to avoid detection…
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Where can I get one???
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Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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A truly wonderful thing. (?!?)
But nearly three minutes of repetitive shots, soft focus and slow pans was more of a content-free art film than necessary, and failed to give us any specific information about the actual tools within and their likely use. Some were obvious (drill bit, rasp, etc) but was that some sort of primitive/streamlined multi-tool there? Why no actual look at the tools in turn? How did some fit together? And so on.
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CIA - Concealed In Anus
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You’ve really got to be afraid of getting caught if you’re prepared to take that with you. Just hope you’ve adequately evacuated your bowels beforehand.
They really should have included a sachet of lube.
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Lubes on you.
yep. seems like seth rogen was right about that one after all…
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“No one said being a spy would always go smoothly, Agent Smith.”
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Hey - a guy could have a fun weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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There… Roswell…I told you so!!! The Feds have been in cahoots with aliens for years.
That toolkit is standard issue from Uranus.
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There is a Nicolas Cage movie in this somewhere. Pitch: The CIA needs to find an expert in anal smuggling and has to search the US prison system for the most qualified candidate…
This video explains just how Nicolas Cage would wind up staring in it:
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Right, it was shockingly uninformative.
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