This easily startled gentleman shouldn't try stealing from porches

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Well, he did bring it back…

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he kind of looked like a teenager to me. 2 things could happen here: he could swear off porch-pirating as not worth it, or he could realize he has to commit to his exit plan.

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I don’t know what the guy’s circumstances are but I hope I never find myself in a position where I must steal food in order to eat my next meal.

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“Ba ba ba ba baa, I’m stealing it.”

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Such a considerate porch pirate to ring the bell first. But living on food from people who ordered food but are not home seems very niche.

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I’ll bet those McDonald’s burgers were ice cold anyway

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