Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/01/porch-thief-caught-on-camera.html
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Fixed that for you.
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That time honored dog game of “keep away”.
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I’d be tempted to keep the Halloween decorations around for a while longer.
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Be thankful they took something from the porch, and didn’t leave a present behind.
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Is it just me, or is that the weirdest front porch?
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Good doggo, protecting the owner from scary spiders.
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‘Porch thief’–what do you mean? The porch is tsill there!
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That whole “handrail in the middle of the archway” thing is just so weird.
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That golden is totally the lookout
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A job best left to the less bright member of any gang.
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Maybe it’s a duplex, and the handrail provides a visual separation for another front door? But still, it’s kinda weird.
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“I got it I got it let’s go!”
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I had a dog who got away from the house twice in a neighborhood where he really shouldn’t have been allowed too. He came back once with a bag full of donuts and another time with a bag full of assorted rawhide chews.
I would have preferred a giant spider.
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My jack russell/scottie terrier mix actually hoards things he finds fun under my bed. Every once and a while I have to lift up the bed and sweep out the debris fort he’s built under there.
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One of our cats does this. We only find his stash once in a while, though, because he moves it regularly. Not exactly fair to the other cats. 
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@beschizza, you completely fooled me. I thought it was going to be another human acting like a douche. Thanks for the good laugh.
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And the supporting pillar a foot from the wall.
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Brain teaser! Imagine it’s 1989 or so and then meditate for a moment on how insane this quote sounds:
My phone alerted me that my doorbell had detected a visitor. When I pulled up the clip, I saw this pair of thieves!
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Me too, probably tons of readers! Who can resist the prospect of seeing yet another porch thief caught in the act? 
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