Porch thief caught on camera


#1

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#2

Fixed that for you.


#3

That time honored dog game of “keep away”.


#4

I’d be tempted to keep the Halloween decorations around for a while longer.


#5

Be thankful they took something from the porch, and didn’t leave a present behind.


#6

Is it just me, or is that the weirdest front porch?


#7

Good doggo, protecting the owner from scary spiders.


#8

‘Porch thief’–what do you mean? The porch is tsill there!


#9

That whole “handrail in the middle of the archway” thing is just so weird.


#10

That golden is totally the lookout


#11

A job best left to the less bright member of any gang.


#12

Maybe it’s a duplex, and the handrail provides a visual separation for another front door? But still, it’s kinda weird.


#13

“I got it I got it let’s go!”


#14

I had a dog who got away from the house twice in a neighborhood where he really shouldn’t have been allowed too. He came back once with a bag full of donuts and another time with a bag full of assorted rawhide chews.

I would have preferred a giant spider.


#15

My jack russell/scottie terrier mix actually hoards things he finds fun under my bed. Every once and a while I have to lift up the bed and sweep out the debris fort he’s built under there.


#16

One of our cats does this. We only find his stash once in a while, though, because he moves it regularly. Not exactly fair to the other cats. :pouting_cat:


#17

@beschizza, you completely fooled me. I thought it was going to be another human acting like a douche. Thanks for the good laugh.


#18

And the supporting pillar a foot from the wall.


#19

Brain teaser! Imagine it’s 1989 or so and then meditate for a moment on how insane this quote sounds:

My phone alerted me that my doorbell had detected a visitor. When I pulled up the clip, I saw this pair of thieves!


#20

Me too, probably tons of readers! Who can resist the prospect of seeing yet another porch thief caught in the act? :laughing: