Porch thief caught on camera

[beschizza]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/01/porch-thief-caught-on-camera.html

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[Dioptase1]

@beschizza

You’d think that so-called “pooch pirates” would have realized by now that everyone has installed cameras to catch them in the act. But this brazen thief couldn’t care less.

Fixed that for you.

[Papasan]

That time honored dog game of “keep away”.

[anon48584343]

I’d be tempted to keep the Halloween decorations around for a while longer.

[generic_name]

Be thankful they took something from the porch, and didn’t leave a present behind.

[carterdavis]

Is it just me, or is that the weirdest front porch?

[Mister44]

Good doggo, protecting the owner from scary spiders.

[bambusa]

‘Porch thief’–what do you mean? The porch is tsill there!

[knoxblox]

That whole “handrail in the middle of the archway” thing is just so weird.

[anon72705028]

That golden is totally the lookout

[Glaurung]

@anon72705028

That golden is totally the lookout

A job best left to the less bright member of any gang.

[dave01760]

Maybe it’s a duplex, and the handrail provides a visual separation for another front door? But still, it’s kinda weird.

[Footface]

“I got it I got it let’s go!”

[MaiqTheLiar]

I had a dog who got away from the house twice in a neighborhood where he really shouldn’t have been allowed too. He came back once with a bag full of donuts and another time with a bag full of assorted rawhide chews.

I would have preferred a giant spider.

[Blaze_Curry]

My jack russell/scottie terrier mix actually hoards things he finds fun under my bed. Every once and a while I have to lift up the bed and sweep out the debris fort he’s built under there.

[IronEdithKidd]

One of our cats does this. We only find his stash once in a while, though, because he moves it regularly. Not exactly fair to the other cats.

[anon55609254]

@beschizza, you completely fooled me. I thought it was going to be another human acting like a douche. Thanks for the good laugh.

[Keith_McClary]

@knoxblox

That whole “handrail in the middle of the archway” thing is just so weird.

And the supporting pillar a foot from the wall.

[Slant]

Brain teaser! Imagine it’s 1989 or so and then meditate for a moment on how insane this quote sounds:

My phone alerted me that my doorbell had detected a visitor. When I pulled up the clip, I saw this pair of thieves!

[anon15383236]

@anon55609254

@beschizza, you completely fooled me.

Me too, probably tons of readers! Who can resist the prospect of seeing yet another porch thief caught in the act?