This grinds my crackers


#1

…into tiny glass and rare-earth shards.


#2

Yeah, that really steams my dumplings.


#3

Flaps my jacks.


#4

So many carbohydrates…how about sears my buttsteak?


#5

canoodles your caboodle?


#6

What happened to abiding by the Three Rs, Apple? Ecologically responsible my tuckus.

Shit like this really strips my threads.


#7

Right?! Apple pisses me off on a good day. This? Fuckers.


#8

Really frosts my flakes.


#9

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