The day the Himalayan Salt Lamp was invented will go down in history books.
I like your rock.
Thanks, it’s Himalayan salt.
It’s glowing and stuff.
Yeah, it’s got a lightbulb underneath it. Mesmerizing isn’t it?
I guess so. Wait… are you… are you charging your phone on it???
$90 for a chunk of wood, a chunk of salt, an LED, and a coil of wire. Cool.
Next week it will be a tactical survival lamp you can eat - a lamp that also provides a vital nutrient.
Electronics + Salt = Not happy ending.
But, the insulating (likely wax) coating! Surely that will solve everything.
Realigns your phone’s chakras 20% more.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to stylish, chill vibes that exude power and success.
Oooooh, just look at it. Stylin!
When you asked for “stylish, chill vibes that exude power and success” I knew the only correct search was banana lamp.
Please love carefully. Not a suppository.
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