I feel really bad for whoever submitted the article just before the “Please look at the following 70 master class courses” because you KNOW no one is ever scrolling that far.
Totally what I thought upon reading the title! We have an old floor lamp we’ve rewired but it’s still glitchy. I don’t know why we keep it plugged in…maybe secretly yearning for the insurance $? /s
I actually quite like the idea, it’s like an uplighter, but sideways. Of course, it would work better with light coloured walls.
And given how cheap and easy to use LED strips are, you could easily make your own, and make it as bright as you like.
One of these with some PVC pipe (paintable) and an LED strip with remote control: maybe $20?
You’d need to slice off half of the upright piece, perhaps with a bandsaw or table saw.