- Whistles innocently *
That’s Uncle Torch for ya.
Torchinsky is one of my favorite writers there. He does some very off-the-wall articles, and ventures into some curious automotive backwaters.
As a Bourbon and Coke drinker, the obvious fix is more Bourbon in the tank! ;~} Cheers!
Very cheap bourbon i hope. You could probably run a car off of shitty alcohol. Likely a video i’d actually watch, have someone problem solve and build a small vehicle to run off booze.
Horned lizards can squirt a stream of blood out of their eyes as a defence mechanism:
Man, I’d never let my Fiero do lines man.
WHY would anyone do this!!!
If he used Red-bull instead, would the car fly him to the moon?
And most importantly, would it keep him there?
If only they’d been filming it!
He could have faked it with dyed gasoline.
And here I was just hoping it was going to hydrolock and leave little metal shards all over the road…
I was gonna say, who’s the dumber fuck, the dumb fuck who leads or the 6 million dumb fucks who follow?
For a moment I thought I’d accidentally gone to Reddit.
I’m going to jump off a cliff to see what will happen.
Don’t forget to drink a bottle of Coke first.
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