This is what happens when you fill a car's gas tank with Coke

  • Whistles innocently *
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That’s Uncle Torch for ya.

Torchinsky is one of my favorite writers there. He does some very off-the-wall articles, and ventures into some curious automotive backwaters.

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As a Bourbon and Coke drinker, the obvious fix is more Bourbon in the tank! ;~} Cheers!

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Very cheap bourbon i hope. You could probably run a car off of shitty alcohol. Likely a video i’d actually watch, have someone problem solve and build a small vehicle to run off booze.

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Horned lizards can squirt a stream of blood out of their eyes as a defence mechanism:

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Man, I’d never let my Fiero do lines man.

WHY would anyone do this!!!

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If he used Red-bull instead, would the car fly him to the moon?

And most importantly, would it keep him there?

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If only they’d been filming it!

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He could have faked it with dyed gasoline.

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And here I was just hoping it was going to hydrolock and leave little metal shards all over the road…

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I was gonna say, who’s the dumber fuck, the dumb fuck who leads or the 6 million dumb fucks who follow?

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For a moment I thought I’d accidentally gone to Reddit.

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I’m going to jump off a cliff to see what will happen.

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Don’t forget to drink a bottle of Coke first.

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