Compassion Mindflayer.
SERIOUSLY, where were you people? I could have a daughter at daycare named Compassion Mindflayer and ain’t nobody messing with her.
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One of my sprogs classmates is named Azrael… and I am like you named your kid after the angel of death? That is either very awesome or very disturbing.
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Imma pretend both because the most wondrous things in life have a bit of each.
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Jcb humerusshredder
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Intellect CuntPunt.
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Bearcat Bodymangle
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Nah. Tuesday Valentine worked undercover for MI-8 Signals Intelligence during the 20s. She later went on to head MI-9s Rapid Strike Team alongside Michael “Potty” Bentine.
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For when you just want to take the kids in the hand luggage?
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And she didn’t have to take her clothes off to accomplish any of that. Well, maybe her Stiletto. To Throatpunch somebody deserving.
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Done!
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This greeted me while flipping through tabs, and completely out of context. I am reserving the right to use it in a similar manner on the unsuspecting.
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By all means, have at it.
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I’m slightly kinky (well maybe more than slightly as a friend of mine had a coughing fit from laughing when I said slightly) but I don’t actually know how to split off a thread.
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I like a good laugh:
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This is before or after collaborating with Hedy Lamarr on some world changing invention?
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Never underestimate the likelihood of ignorance: “Let’s look through a list of Biblical names and pick one that we’re sure no one else is using…gee, Azrael sounds cool!”
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Oh, for the days of Usenet. I used to lurk on a BDSM group from time to time, and I sure learned a lot 
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I find the permutations of humanity endlessly fascinating. Well, most anyway. I can understand the appeal of consensual BDSM even if it’s not my thing, but in college I started reading a lot of the Marquis de Sade.
That was a strange period of my life.
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