This remarkable sonar image may depict the Loch Ness Monster

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Originally published at: This remarkable sonar image may depict the Loch Ness Monster - Boing Boing

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Nope.

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Nope Tyrell

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The joke is on the Cryptozoologists; this isn’t Nessie, it is Champy!

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No, nay, never
No, nay never, no more

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This is indeed suspiciously similar to the legends of the Loch Ness monster, which never fail to mention extention and apparent air cavities. But I have bad news…at this point sightings go back more than a century. If there were only one of these things, it would probably be gone or at least not there for too much longer.

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Immaculate Deception.

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Back to Subterrania!

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What’s another century or two when you’ve already outlived the rest of your species by 65 Million years?

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Could be a family of them.

But I like the Doctor Who explanation of its the livestock of evil shape-shifting aliens living in Scotland.

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This remarkable sonar image may depict the Loch Ness Monster

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And it’s No, Nay, Never

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"We are not a sonar experts and I don’t know what it is, and I can’t tell you how big it is.“

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After nearly 100 years of eager investigation we know by now, from a number of lines of evidence, that with a probability as close to certainty as it gets there is nothing in Loch Ness that we wouldn’t expect in any other run-of-the-mill Scottish loch. Definitely not plesiosaurs. Let the tourist industry have some harmless fun with Nessie, but from a scientific POV the monster question is settled.

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And of course, there’s an xkcd for it.

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The guy who took the very first “pic” of nessie, on his deathbed, admitted this was all a hoax. This is widely known. Why then, do people still act like this is a thing?

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There’s still money in it.

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