This sleep robot could actually fix what’s keeping you up at night
It’ll fix the dickheads making a load of noise in the street outside my house at 4am? Sweet.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun sleep bot.
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Do not fully cover Plumbus when sleeping.
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*Especially with thigh.
Yeah but that means putting up with the complications that come with human relationships. However I would definitely suggest, except for those who are allergic, to spend $600 on a rescue dog.
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The only robot I trust to solve my problems is Bacon Bot.
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Is that a bot that makes bacon? Or is made of bacon? 
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I’m afraid to click on the video. Rule 34 being a thing 
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It’s not a Rule 34 type of video. In fact that video was so upbeat and wholesome I need to go watch something dark and aggressive. I only lasted 1:16 of the 2:58 play time.
Excerpt of lyrics:
My home gets foreclosed
(Rub some bacon on it)
My cat explodes
(Rub some bacon on it)
I wake up in a trunk
(Rub some bacon on it)
My friend goes steampunk
(Rub some bacon on it)
I meet real pirates
(Rub some bacon on it)
There’s an awkward silence [pause]
I say something unintentionally racist
(Rub some bacon on it)
I’m an adult with braces
(Rub some bacon on it)
I can’t swim
(Rub some bacon on it)
I’m visited by Mr. Timn
ETA:
Rub some bacon on this
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Omg. That is soooooooo rule 34. It’s just really, really up beat 
Thanks for the lyrics
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Full lyrics here:
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