This spoof on the confusing CDC guidelines just had to be

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Hopefully she’s noted headed in the direction of JP Sears. If so, JP is going to lose out.

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Further guidelines:

  1. If your kids has a school concert this week don’t get tested, because you’ll just be positive and maybe miss the concert.
  2. If you had your booster more than 3 weeks ago, but less than 1 month ago, and you drink more than 7 PBR per day, get tested, but only in the butt.
  3. If you have symptoms, but live in Florida, or Davos Switzerland, congrats, you don’t have Covid, because there is no coronavirus there.

It’s as easy as 1, 2, 3.

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I’ve been seeing a lot of new jokes lately about specific yet vague advice

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CDC bin of carrots

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I’m just going to leave this here.

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