This squirmy mink's a nice antidote to human weaselry


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/10/this-squirmy-minks-a-nice-an.html


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So could the combine this with ferret stuffing for the mustelid biathalon?


#3

you almost got me to google “ferret stuffing”


#4

Sorry, just made me think of one of my favorite lines from the best Simpsons episode ever…


#5

Basically it’s a contest to see how long you can keep a ferret in your pants.


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Why are they bare foot?? Yeesh… guess closer to nature. And ringworm. And other parasites. Don’t do this where sandfleas live.


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How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A weasel is weasily identified, and a stoat is stoatally different.


#8

A weasel chaser? That’s almost a double entendre given the circumstances.


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#10

For the sceptical:


#11

“Why, it’s a little ol’ lint-pickin’ weasel!”


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I’m not sure if I’ve seen a mink before, all I know of them is that they are soft enough to murder on a grand scale for the sake of fashion. They look cute but so do chinchillas which in my experience suggests that they bitey little gits. Still, not a crime that deserves death.

Boosh- Tundra;
Come on, Howard, let’s go, the egg’s not ‘round here.
Stop tugging me mink! I’m not going anywhere. The egg is around here, I can sense it.
Did you say mink? That’s not very P.C. it? You’re supposed to be a zookeeper.
This is the arctic, Vince. Different rules apply out here, you know? It’s kill or be killed.
What, by a mink?
They get very big out here, the mink.
[gesturing at floor-length mink coat]
This is just one mink, this whole outfit. It’s true.
No way! I read a pamphlet.
So? I once looked at a hedge. What’s your point?
It was a mink pamphlet. “Minky Monthly”. There were loads of them on the front. It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small
ladies’ glove.
That’s 'cause they’re really crap at sewing.


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