This squirmy mink's a nice antidote to human weaselry


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So could the combine this with ferret stuffing for the mustelid biathalon?


you almost got me to google “ferret stuffing”


Sorry, just made me think of one of my favorite lines from the best Simpsons episode ever…


Basically it’s a contest to see how long you can keep a ferret in your pants.


Why are they bare foot?? Yeesh… guess closer to nature. And ringworm. And other parasites. Don’t do this where sandfleas live.


How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A weasel is weasily identified, and a stoat is stoatally different.


A weasel chaser? That’s almost a double entendre given the circumstances.



For the sceptical:


“Why, it’s a little ol’ lint-pickin’ weasel!”



I’m not sure if I’ve seen a mink before, all I know of them is that they are soft enough to murder on a grand scale for the sake of fashion. They look cute but so do chinchillas which in my experience suggests that they bitey little gits. Still, not a crime that deserves death.

Boosh- Tundra;
Come on, Howard, let’s go, the egg’s not ‘round here.
Stop tugging me mink! I’m not going anywhere. The egg is around here, I can sense it.
Did you say mink? That’s not very P.C. it? You’re supposed to be a zookeeper.
This is the arctic, Vince. Different rules apply out here, you know? It’s kill or be killed.
What, by a mink?
They get very big out here, the mink.
[gesturing at floor-length mink coat]
This is just one mink, this whole outfit. It’s true.
No way! I read a pamphlet.
So? I once looked at a hedge. What’s your point?
It was a mink pamphlet. “Minky Monthly”. There were loads of them on the front. It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small
ladies’ glove.
That’s 'cause they’re really crap at sewing.

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