Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/16/this-teenager-is-not-just-a-bi.html
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My biology teach in high school gave me a bit of advice that has stuck with me all through the years.
He said “never eat anything bigger than your head.”
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I knew that kid looked familiar:
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It’s amazing how normal he looks with it mouth closed. Normally people with this sort of anomaly can’t hide it.
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9.3218 cm for most of the world.
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B. Kliban made that philosophy into scripture…
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Big pie hole, needs more pie.
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Swap that sandwich for an action figure and I’d think I’d be looking at something from Attack on Titan.
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That kid doesn’t spend enough time on the internet.
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Thought Steven Tyler was the owner of world’s largest face hole. 
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May jaws music play everywhere he goes . du nuh … duh nuh … duh nuh … duhnuh dunuh … duh nuh
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Interestingly the drawing that the collection’s title came from was different than the one on the cover.
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I used to LOVE reading about Bat Boy! Growing up, my dream job was to become a writer for Weekly World News!
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You can read the entire run here, if nothing else:
https://books.google.com/books/about/Weekly_World_News.html?id=b-8DAAAAMBAJ
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He’d be a shoo-in for employee of the month at my local burger place.
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Welcome aboard, comrade.
Even after all these years, that video is still impressive and horrible.
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