Watch: This teen's "biggest mouth in the world" can fit a 2-liter bottle of soda in it

Originally published at: Watch: This teen's "biggest mouth in the world" can fit a 2-liter bottle of soda in it | Boing Boing

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This is how Dagwood Bumstead (and Shaggy?) started…

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This kid has a bright future in some very niche porn…

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Boy, that’s a mouth full.

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I know a woman who can fit her entire hand in her mouth to the wrist. She doesn’t have large hands, but it is still impressive.

Reminds me of this guy

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He should do food commercials.

I was like - how big can I open my mouth, and I can only wedge in two knuckles in there. How embarrassing.

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Can an actual human inspire the uncanny valley? Every time he opened up all the way, he got to like 80%, and I kept being surprised by how much more he was able to open his mouth. Like my brain didn’t want to believe that he’s a real person. I wonder if he practices.

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This would be interesting to see via live X-ray.

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If he’s ever mentioned in the news for unrelated achievements/newsworthiness later in life, he’s going to be stuck with a pretty distinctive file photo.

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Private LaRoche, George Wendt, is behind the proverbial eight ball, after eating one

Source: From M✶A✶S✶H, TV series , c1982, season 11, episode 2, Trick Or Treatment, clip posted to Youtube by user AAK150 on 2012 05 25, TV series based on M✶A✶S✶H, film, 1970 that was based on the book MASH, novel, 1968 . Edits to add formatting, clarity, sourcing, and find a Unicode replacement for the ‘*’, asterisk symbol to preserve formatting.

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I was thinking SCP 096, but this is better.

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I’ll take your word for it :grimacing:

Headline is a lie. First, the kid can’t even come close to fitting an entire 2-liter bottle of soda in his mouth. Second, he can’t even open his mouth wide enough to fit the entire diameter of the soda bottle in his mouth. I want my money back.

If human evolution was controlled by dentists, this would be the norm.