Originally published at: Watch: This teen's "biggest mouth in the world" can fit a 2-liter bottle of soda in it | Boing Boing
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This is how Dagwood Bumstead (and Shaggy?) started…
This kid has a bright future in some very niche porn…
Boy, that’s a mouth full.
I know a woman who can fit her entire hand in her mouth to the wrist. She doesn’t have large hands, but it is still impressive.
He should do food commercials.
I was like - how big can I open my mouth, and I can only wedge in two knuckles in there. How embarrassing.
Can an actual human inspire the uncanny valley? Every time he opened up all the way, he got to like 80%, and I kept being surprised by how much more he was able to open his mouth. Like my brain didn’t want to believe that he’s a real person. I wonder if he practices.
This would be interesting to see via live X-ray.
If he’s ever mentioned in the news for unrelated achievements/newsworthiness later in life, he’s going to be stuck with a pretty distinctive file photo.
Private LaRoche, George Wendt, is behind the proverbial eight ball, after eating one
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I was thinking SCP 096, but this is better.
I’ll take your word for it
Headline is a lie. First, the kid can’t even come close to fitting an entire 2-liter bottle of soda in his mouth. Second, he can’t even open his mouth wide enough to fit the entire diameter of the soda bottle in his mouth. I want my money back.
If human evolution was controlled by dentists, this would be the norm.