just get a floating air mattress
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Are those two hours cutting the wood or burning it?
I can do that. The vig is 50 points.
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Wood-fired.
An opportunity for a built-in pizza oven… down the drain.
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Had a neighbor in the rural Pacific Northwest that had one of these.
Her take on it was, “Too much added labor for a labor intensive luxury.”
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I always thought “Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you?” – given Benjamin’s predicament and late 60s ‘culture shock’ – was meant to express nostalgia for (by definition) some earlier time!
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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Para-phrasing from a forgotten source… “…and it never was what it used to be.” 
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Honestly, that sounds like a near-perfect day in the woods.
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I’m mentally designing an incremental/idle game where you sit in a hot tub, hire woodsmen, invite woodsmen into the tub and make money off streaming it to hire more woodsmen (naturally this being an idle game after a few hours you’d have billions of woodsmen in the tub with you).
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I’d invest in that game if you include woodswomen! 
I want a way to put more wood on the fire without getting out of the tub.
(Or maybe that’s short-sighted? Maybe you need to get out anyway so you don’t get all wrinkly. Never been in a hot tub. Are they as hot as a sauna? Maybe you need to get out and jump in a lake/snowbank to cool off anyway, may as well take that opportunity to stoke the fire??)
What, right now?
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