Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/03/this-wood-fired-hot-tub-is-20.html
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I have $1.00, anyone lend me the other $19,999.00?
You’ll really appreciate the hot tub for your sore muscles after you spend all day chopping and splitting wood to run it.
Huh, I thought Kirami would be a Japanese company, but I’m a fool! Of course these are made in Finland! Dunno about this model, but the Woody Tiny caught my eye.
Works great until you have to run around naked looking for firewood.
You call it a wood-fired hot tub, I call it a plein air industrial-sized soup pot.
Pfft - if I had the money to spend on this hot tub, I’d pay a woodsman to keep everything running.
Whoa, my plan to make a lot of money, buy this hot tub, and hire a woodsman has taken a turn. I’m gonna need employment contracts, an HR department, anti-harassment training…
I have a nice big stick, be right over.
(I politely decline your dinner invitation.)
Can be made for much less. Watch how easy it is.
I like the Dutch version…
Pro Tip: Wear goggles. Smoke will get in your eyes.
It’s nice - but where will I put my bed?
I’m fairly certain you could use the design below to make a larger version if you use extra coils and finish the entire project for ~$500.
http://www.homemade-modern.com/ep112-diy-wood-fired-hot-tub/
Legal department: Let me get this straight. Are you looking to hire a woodsman to tend the fire while you soak naked in the hot tub, or are you looking to hire a naked woodsman to tend the fire while you watch from the hot tub?
Would the Why Not Both gif be considered incriminating? Asking for a friend.
“Hello, I’d like to place a classified ad in your local paper. Does ‘Nude hot tub enthusiast looking for lumber’ go under ‘Help Wanted’ or ‘Personals?’”
Wow, a “Steptoe and Son” reference! Don’t see those too often. . . .
First of all,
[your choice of can’t it be both gif]
Secondly, rule 34.
I feel like there might be a problem were you have to keep hiring more woodsmen.