āBrave kid.ā
What a clincher at the end. The Onion is just so amazing.
The best justice in this case would be of a more direct kind: Let the courts dismiss any charges against parents and legal guardians while they (justifiably) take this fine gentleman where the kids canāt see something unedifying and give himā¦ proof of why one shouldnāt ever behave in this manner. Alternatively, they can film the whole incident and put it on YouTube together with name and other identifying information.
Is there no equivalent to the charge of āIncitement to ethnic or racial hatredā in South Dakota? That would also seem appropriate if available.
Thereād be no charge. The cop would be cleared of any wrongdoing in the unfortunate death of the suspect (at least, if Iām correct in the assumption that they donāt bother to file charges after a person is dead)
Same as for a nice person who did it.
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