MAGA Goons: “Prisoners are the scum of the earth, they should get no TV, no exercise, no visitors, no books, no sunlight, shitty food, just breaking rocks all day.”
Also MAGA Goons: “But not me, I’m sensitive, and I need my fancy mattress.”
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Maybe she needs a magnetic mattress, with the definition of magnetic being very attractive or alluring.
Who doesn’t love a mattress with charisma(rizz) ?
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You know, as a nation we claim to be against cruel and unusual punishment….
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What is it with loons and physics?
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Judge Barrett is really nailing the look of high-gravity contempt here; and rightly so.
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I…definitely…can’t think of any troublesome ideologies that involve the in-group being children of god and the undesirables being otherwise originated; either across history generally or in common circulation in right wing lunatic circles.
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She’s a graduate of:
“ Clayton College of Natural Health never held educational accreditation from any agency recognized by the U.S. Department of Education or the Council for Higher Education Accreditation.”
And which was subject to a class action suit for grifting students.
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I suspect that she’d not consider them to be children of god, but rather agents of Satan. Lots of white evangelicals hate organized churches like the Angelican and Catholic…
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I’m not sure that’s fair to Chuck McGill. His perceived electromagnetic hypersensitivity was a manifestation of trauma and guilt from his divorce. He was almost certainly suffering from a mental illness, but he was far from a “loon” and he was always portrayed as being as brilliant as ever despite his condition. (That’s not to say Chuck McGill wasn’t an objectively horrible person, but I don’t think it’s right to lump his character in with the “I can’t go to jail because I need my magnetic mattress” person.)
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Yes, and this: His symptoms would worsen with a vengeance following certain interactions with (or certain news re) his brother, so their shared history long before Chuck got married would also have been a factor. The fictional (for those who don’t know what we’re posting about here) character Chuck also worked to undermine his own brother’s career in the law, and all due to Chuck’s underlying jealousy of Jimmy, that driven by their mother favoring Jimmy over Chuck (recall the deathbed scene then Chuck lying about their mother’s last words, i.e., none), and with that jealously manifesting in his hostile dismissal of his brother’s law degree since it obviously came from a (fictional) assumably low-ranked university.
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I agree with you, and I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t.
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Ok, that’s my Christmas shopping all planned. Thanks!
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As a Coloradoan this makes me so happy
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Just tell her the mattress is made of magnets. Maybe call in some prominent Republican or Fox News personality to tell her, since she believes total obvious bullshit if it’s from the right source.
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Thank you for the image blur.
Entering my vote for a puke emojii.
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No.
I reiterate: no.
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Maybe spend less time at Ministry of Truth.
Someone introduces her to COVID vaccine. 5G works wonderfully. /S
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