Tina Peters, ex-Colorado clerk, tells judge prison won't work out because she needs a magnetic mattress (video)

All three of these vids are so good, I’ve also posted them on the other tina peters thread.

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No one’s getting on or in my bed wearing manky cowboy boots! Gross! You’re weird and gross, lone skum! Weird and gross!

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May you suggest?

You may show yourself out is what you may do.

Upon this instant!

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I had no idea there was such a thing as a magnetic mattress.
I can see the attraction.

Yes, I know where the door is, thank you very much.

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The actual sentencing bit is a real treat. Very satisfying.

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cannot_be_unseen

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“The my lumpy pillow man Mike Lindell” in the last video brought a wide smile :smile:

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The MyPillow guy would be my pick.

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Gina’s a Goddess who pulls no punches tophat-biggrin

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And attached to that magnetic mattress, a hacksaw frame, 1 dozen hacksaw blades, a couple of files and a 9” shiv.

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I think the department of corrections can provide her with a sticky mattress, but I doubt that’ll be because of magnets. Corrections mattresses are more like exercise mats wrapped in vinyl, and you’re lucky if you’re only the tenth person to be issued that same one. Especially in shithole states that do for-profit private prisons.

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To quote Hair Furor, for whom she carries all this water, “So What?”

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And of course this crowd comes out

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what the heck is a magnetic mattress??

Use it with chain mail pajamas to help stop you falling out of bed.

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sounds comfy!

:rofl:

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