TOM THE DANCING BUG: Brian Williams, in "American Liar"

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There is a bit of irony there, huh?

Well, you can only easily sanction the competent because only the competent can so easily admit they did wrong.

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And all those other guys, when they realized the scope of what they’d done, sincerely apologized, recanted, and resigned in disgrace. Didn’t they? At least that’s how I remember it.

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To the spoiled go the victories

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Mission Accomplished!

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Thank god they didn’t buy the longer canvas.

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Joke going around:

BREAKING: Brian Williams becomes first person in human history to suffer professional consequences for lying about the Iraq War.

— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) February 11, 2015

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I believe that crew sold out of the Shorter version.

Title: “I still have both my legs, suckers!”

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Correction: negative professional consequences.

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Oh, so positive professional consequences are to be suffered too?

Suffer the little children…

Give it a few years and Brian Williams will remember embellishing his story deliberately just to make this point.

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Obviously this was mis-remembered as well. Otherwise George Bush would have pronounced it “Nuke-u-lar”

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Gods…no. Can’tunseementalimagemakeitstahp!!!

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I’m one of those pronunciation assholes.

When someone says “newcyoolur”, I always stop the conversation and ask them “What is a newcyoolus”?

I could have used the shower one…

Reagan in Pakistan

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Dammit; I came here to say that… LOL

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