TOM THE DANCING BUG: Terror Group Gains Ground in U.S


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/01/tom-the-dancing-bug-terror-gr.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH a terrorist group uses a newly gained stronghold in the United States to spread fear and chaos.


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It’s getting harder and harder to distinguish reality from satire.


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Or do you mean “actuality”?


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If satire is art, then “Ars longa, vita brevis” has got me really worried.


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It’s funny disturbing because it’s true only barely hyperbole!


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Reality has far exceeded our capacity for absurdity.


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Obviously, fighting this terror group will require enhanced screening of anyone who might be related to it. People with these kinds of names will need to be looked at especially closely!

Quick, someone make sure @Donald_Petersen is detained.


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Come now! #notalldonalds

Donald is a peaceful, unassuming, inoffensive name. After all, the name’s etymology says it all. “World mighty; proved chieftain…”

Aw, hell.


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You could change your name to Peter Donaldson?


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I’m going with Sparky.


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Perfect for when you plug your next project.


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I feel like we should get the mods to change your username accordingly.


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We already have an @sparky.

Admittedly, not a very active one…


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