Trader Joes cookies recalled, may contain rocks

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Originally published at: Trader Joes cookies recalled, may contain rocks | Boing Boing

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I can’t find a video clip but this reminds me of an old SNL parody commercial about a certain breakfast cereal.

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We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn’t a rock
It was a rock cookie
Rock cookie
Rock cookie
Rock cookie
Rock cookie

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I’m also reminded of the “Raw Bits” ads on A Prairie Home Companion.

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Rock eaters eat rocks. Rock eaters don’t eat bars.

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trick or treat rock GIF by Peanuts

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We were at the beach
Everybody had cookies by Joes
Somebody ate them under a dock
And there they bit into a rock
It wasn’t a rock
It was a rock lob- oh, no wait, it was a rock… what the hell?

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They just got their production lines a little mixed up.

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Interestingly, I learned about wheat allergies in my Wheatallurgy 101 class.

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Probably a good place to remind everyone that Comsumer Reports tested chocolate from a bunch of stores and found that TJ had some of the worst contamination levels of everyone:

This was true all the way back in 2014 and it seems little has changed. :confused:

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