Sure, but you’re looking at a picture of them side by side there. What if there’s only one left in the bag, without the other to compare it to? Could you be sure? What if the lights were low? What if the lights were low and you were with your beloved, and they sweetly and seductively asked you to feed them a grape jelly bean, and you lovingly placed on their tongue a licorice one inadvertently? It could be the biggest mistake you ever made!!! IT COULD BE THE END OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP!!! You could slide into the blackest depths of depression, as black as the cursed licorice jelly bean that was your undoing. But nay, it was your hubris that was your undoing, wasn’t it?
For the record, I’m Team Licorice.
