If this thing were moving at an unhumanly high rate of speed, or standing near something we could use to compare its height then I would be willing to consider it’s legit, but not only does it look like a guy in a suit, it looks 100% like a suit you can go buy right now online.
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If we are talking Colorado - is it not clear we are dealing with Manbearpig?
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I’ve noticed on the internet there are whole conspiracy theories built around image details that were entirely generated by the software used to zoom in/unblur them (e.g. geometric shapes, when the original images had none), and it’s getting worse.
I don’t know - the movement (as much as can be determined, given how interpolated this is) seems to indicate extremely long hair/fringe/cloth on the sleeves, for instance. Though that doesn’t mean it isn’t an off-the-shelf outfit, but it suggests more ghillie (or Kukeri) suit than ape costume.
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That figures. I mean, everyone knows Bigfoot is really racist. That’s why he’s only ever seen by lonely white dudes.
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Yeah, probably not samsquanch (no spaceship) but it’d be a lot cooler if it was.
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“Colorado is well known for Bigfoot sightings and is currently the number one hotspot for Sasquatch sightings in all of the Rocky Mountains”
As a Coloradan, this is news to me. I wonder how many Bigfeet I’ve mistaken for people on the street.
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Does this explain why the 200% and 350% zooms show the ‘creature’ in similar sharp detail while the background is fuzzier and fuzzier?
And, welcome to the BBS!
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Just like all those Google Streetview captures of well, everything.
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If you close one eye and squint, anything could be a samsquanch.
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i like the idea that someone had the samsung sasquatch setting selected
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Man in Colorado films Sasquatch rubbing it’s butt on the ground like a dog with worms…
It honestly looked like Sasquatch had to remind himself not to wave at the train going by.
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Clearly a bear. Wearing an ape suit.
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sasquatch *doo"ing the scootch.
at least it’s not on the rug this time. dammit, 'squatch! go outside to do that!
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I’m imagining an algorithm with an internal dialog that’s a sort of silent, hidden, internal version of Clippy: “I see you’re trying to take a picture of bigfoot… I’ll just add one for you.”
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Is that what it was? The more skeptical among us figure his fur would be down around his knees… 
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Yes. And if you happen to get a peek into the backrooms of area souvenir shops and restaurants, don’t be surprised if you see man-sized Bigfoot costumes.
“Your turn to play Bigfoot for the rubes.”
“Aw, Ned! It’s over a hundred degrees out there!”
“Bills to pay, Caleb. Bills to pay.”
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yeah, it’s a problem. all pictures of my male relatives are basically indistinguishable now
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Oh my, Colorado really is the place for cryptids, isn’t it.
Here’s an equally convincing video of the elusive rocky mountain giraffe:
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