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Please let it be a high top fade!
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I’m disappointed™ that @beschizza was unable to remove the other distracting elements of Steven Miller. The children in cages, the naked racism, the cartoon villain plans… But alas, even the greatest have limits.
Sadly, note the lack of sarcasm.
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Liar liar, paints on higher?
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Ted Cruz heard you say this and is asking for someone to hold his beer.
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Maybe he’s just hedging his bets. He has two years at most at this gig, and being a spray on hair spokesman probably pays OK.
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I’m tempted to use that as my avatar, but I’ve had this P.i.L one so long now . . .
Also it hits a little too close to home when I look in the mirror. [ETA: the hairline I mean, not my ugly face.]
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I really don’t care what’s on his head, as much as what’s in it.
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Or where.
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This might only be Stage 1 of The Hairline That Moves.
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A 10" Kid (Kid N Play) version!
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It’s because they were restricting the available pool of punchable faces only to humans.
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I doubt I’m the only person to speculate that Trump’s endgame strategy will be to pull off a last-second haircut. Maybe people would manage to keep themselves from talking about it if he announced the pee tape at the same time. But nothing short of that.
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What is it with Trumpians and bad hair? Did Stephen Miller get some larvae from his boss?
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Yes!!!
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