Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/27/trump-brags-of-militarys-hydrosonic-missiles-at-campaign-rally-thats-actually-a-toothbrush-brand.html
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He’s been doing this a lot lately at recent rallies apparently.
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Trumpers who own Hydrosonic toothbrushes will now look upon their devices with reverence and awe.
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Hydrosonic sounds like a water-themed white noise generator: gentle rain, a burbling brook, waves caressing the sands of a deserted beach, kompromat agents on the mattress in the presidential suite in the Moscow Ritz Carlton…
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Far from the first time he’s said this:
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Any person who enthuses about hypersonic missiles should be able to describe why this feature (speeds above mach 5)* is worth the engineering costs. If they can’t, I’ll assume that they enjoy wasting money.
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Four years ago, Trump kept repeating certain dumb, wrong things over and over, and I wondered if he was too cognitively impaired to learn the correct information, or if no one around him bothered to correct him. After four years, it’s become clear the answer is: both.
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The ones we have now are SEVEN TIMES AS FAST AS THE MISSLES WHE HAVE NOW!
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Military-industrial complex and wasting money are synonymous.
That is a typo. What he really meant was a “Hydroponic” missile. Because it is largely powered by bullshit.
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