Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/02/16/holy-shiyat-he-crazy.html
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Has anyone told him that when he calls something a “leak” he’s confirming it?
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That’s kind of like declaring “I’m not being racist.” Even if true, saying those words makes anything you say sound kinda racist.
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He DID say that:
So here’s the story, folks. Number one, I am the least anti- Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism, the least racist person. In fact, we did very well relative to other people running as a Republican — quiet, quiet, quiet.
Thanks for giving me a comment to respond to. How do you even know where to start processing shit like this?
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His speeches make me think of people who use a word over and over so it’ll become part of their vocabularies.
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He’s falling apart.
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I couldn’t watch that and not have any residual respect or benefit of a doubt for the sixty- million people who voted for him hit what I’m pretty sure is rock bottom.
I say pretty sure, because I don’t want to underestimate what he’s capable of.
It’s really weird to find your patriotism in your embarrassment at having your country led by a colossal jackass.
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And I have to say, Fox & Friends in the morning, they’re very honorable people. They’re very — not because they’re good, because they hit me also when I do something wrong.
F&F hits Trump when he does something wrong, therefore they’re not good?
Someone please tell me that I’m not parsing that correctly.
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My brother’s ex-wife got on me about me accidentally copying and pasting her FB profile pic with all of his recycled-Obama campaign stickers. I did apologize and she accepted, but before that she told me I didn’t understand “the movement”. I’m tempted to ask her if she can explain it to me now.
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I genuinely believe the answer to that question is no longer something that is subject to rational scrutiny.
You can only parse his words with your gut feelings now.
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Next week: “I’m seriously the least likely person ever to use these nuclear codes to authorize a full-scale strike against my own country. Guaranteed. Not happening.”
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And the was the Donald Trump that is the Head of State of the United States of America, right?.
Not one of your very talented satirists?. You know, doing a humorous bit of standup?.
It is much better to laugh, because I feel if I DO start to cry, I will need to crawl under my bed for a couple of years.
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I’m not sure I understand this event. Maybe I’m just tired. They’re divorced and you posted her pic with Obama stickers?
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I’m still waiting for the Andy Kaufman unmasking. But even he wouldn’t take a joke this far.
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You’re an optimist.
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My god… WTF did I just read? I honestly have no words. 
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HA!
My brother’s ex-wife, with whom I used to be friends on Facebook, got upset with me because I shared her profile pic, which consisted of the current POTUS’s campaign slogans that consisted of designs appropriated from the Obama campaign.
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It would explain so very much. The suits, hair, children, foyer of his “apartment” . . . hanging up on the Aussie PM . . .
Wow. I just felt a surge of such happy hope. Kaufman could so easily have pulled this whole thing off, all these years, I can just see it now.
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She’s the mother of my bisexual, very creative niece; so it’s really tough for me to try and figure out why the hell she voted for the current POTUS.
(I cannot bring myself to use his name.)
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If only it was true. Alas, comedy is dead, out-competed by this new reality.
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