Did he show you a picture of his wife, Morgan Fairchild?
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I drove through Wyoming a few years back, and all I can remember was:
A) Some sort of industrial mining operation.
B) A rabbit! Normally bunnies are cute, but it scared the shit out of me by darting in front of the car going 60+ mph.
C) The WORST rest-stop bathrooms in the USA. I’ve seen cleaner frat/crack houses.
As my eyes adjusted to the feeble light of the single bulb, I saw that the lone roll of single-ply toilet paper was ensconced within a silken shroud. The spiders did not move - they didn’t have to, the tissue was theirs now. For a moment, I considered getting back in the car to drive fast and hope for better luck across the state line. Leaving became a fantasy, as phobia churned against the fast food in my guts. I couldn’t leave. This place had been my destiny from the moment the smell of McNuggets™ hit my nose back in Idaho. “Courage, courage”, I told myself. Do what must be done.
The above may or may not be a metaphor regarding the present election.
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And this is one of the many reasons the Trump campaign is in for a landslide loss: The map shown is 191 Electoral Votes, not 201. And Arizona is not a safe assumption - except by Clinton’s team. That brings the number down to 180. As the Trump campaign likely has already said: Ensure you vote on Nov. 9!
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I’ve got a terrible poker face. I probably said it non-verbally in a good 10-12 different ways!
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It’s me, I’m the screamer.
The rest of you mainstreamers are all shills for Team Duck.
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Yes, I understand it’s very close here. I think that a serious focus could help tip the balance.
My polling location is acting as an early voting location this year. There was a lot of traffic in and out when I drove past it today. Given that the area I live in is much more diverse than it was even a decade ago, I think that might be good news for the dems.
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[quote=“jerwin, post:60, topic:88028”]
Clinton shouldn’t get greedy-- her lead collapsed in September[/quote]
And while it has somewhat returned, as the events of the last couple of weeks fade from memory the Republicans are likely to regress back to the mean…and by “mean” I don’t mean “average”.
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Maybe @beschizza means Hex?
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He missed an ‘S’
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You’re calling @HMSGoose a duck? Not cool. It’s even on the label.
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We all know what happened to Candyland…
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Noel Fielding is never not funny.
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Just two more weeks. Just two more weeks. Just…
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That guy shouldn’t safely assume anything about votes at this point.
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Nice one.
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So they made a game show out of an old board game, gave it a new name so they could copyright it, and chose the name of an old Bowery Boys movie? Hmmm.
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We should push for sporting culture where we root for the better team in the match at hand: and I would get to continue to cheer for the Packers most of the time 
That’s just what “they” want you to think!!!
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