How about community service? Maybe make him pick up garbage beside highways under the blazing sun for the entire summer. Or clean park facilities.
It’s happening right now in the press conference!
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seriously… who cares! Let’s take the win!!!
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I thought I was going to get this comment in before the doomsayers started saying he won’t get sentenced to prison time, but nope.
I just want to point out that, so far, the people who said:
-he won’t be impeached
-he would win in 2020
-he won’t leave the White House
-he wouldn’t be investigated
-he won’t be charged
-he won’t be tried
-he won’t be found guilty
Have all been wrong. There are no guarantees, but his strategy of antagonizing the judge that will be sentencing him does not look like a good one.
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I want to have pity on the Secret Service members who have to accompany him into incarceration, but I am reassured by the fact that the ones accompanying him probably are fans who voted for him anyways.
I’d be satisfied to see him wear a house arrest ankle thingy and be stuck in his domicile in New York, assuming he isn’t forced to sell it due to mounting outstanding debts. With the stipulation that any denigrating remarks will have his parole revoked, just to watch him fume.
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He just held a press conference outside the courtroom and must’ve said the word “rigged” about a hundred times.
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Again…
He’s a CONVICTED FELON!!! Lots of guilty ass convicted felons say the same thing…
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The fact he can be ineligible to vote, but still be eligible for elected office is so ludicrous it should be singing Act Like A Fool and collecting Fast and The Furious residuals.
Voting being a right and all it would make far more sense the other way around - with convicted felons able to vote, but unable to hold office.
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If he does go to prison (fingers crossed but hardly a done deal) I doubt they’ll have to share a room with him or anything. They would probably just be monitoring the corridor in shifts.
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Seriously…
let the felon rant let’s celebrate the win
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Yeah, thus my fantasy of having him be sentenced to prison, suspended into parole with the condition that he does not make any disparaging remarks, not even encouraging others, or it’s off to the slammer. Because I want to see him wilt, coward that he is.
He lost.
Again.
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I understand the impulse, but we really are better off with him behind bars and out of sight, and even better off with him unable to communicate with the outside world.
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The legal system has been dragging its feet on most things Trump to an infuriating degree for years… but when he does eventually end up facing trial it almost always goes terribly for him.
Even with all those judges in his pocket, Trump is no friend of the law and the law is no friend of his.
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Came here to post Mark Slackmeyer’s mug from the Reagan era and I’m 3 minutes late. Hats off to you @Melizmatic
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I thought my TV was broken. There was this loud whining sound.
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Great. Now do the “theft of classified documents” and “attempt to steal an election” ones.
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