Trump goes to war (on a tire manufacturer)

May I presume the tires on Air Force One are made by Goodyear?

Because that would be sweet and perfect if they were.

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This doesn’t seem unusual to me. Every place I’ve worked has a policy (written or otherwise) that you keep political attire and conversation outside the building. A workplace cuts a cross section of humanity that might never be friends otherwise, but need to work together in cordial fashion.

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This is a terrible year for that, given Covid, masks, BLM protests, are all political without being specifically political. I have been taking my breaks outside…

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They aren’t radical in any meaningful political sense. They don’t get to the root of any problem, they are more scorched earth in their approach.

Reactionary works well, and has been in use since the French Revolution to describe ultra-conservative types.

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Trumpy just wants his picture on the wall of every tire shop and business, just like every other tin pot dictator in the world.

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I’ll put his picture on a dartboard. Is that good enough?

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There’s a market out there for toilet paper with ⊥rump’s face on it.

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Politicized.

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Yep. several of my co-workers voted straight republican last election, but I still have to work with them, so I just don’t bring it up. Same with a number of our vendors, too.

On Urinal screens might be even more appro.

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No, seriously. Someone has to clean those. The urge to take a dump there will just be too great for many people.

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That’s why they are using their new Pilot Alpin PA4 N-SPEC tires, which excel on snow, ice, and rhetorical fallacies!

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Goodyear didn’t ban MAGA hats. They banned clothing with political messages on them.

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Oh, thanks, you made me think of a pinup of Trump, which made me gag on my soup.

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Yet another multi-purpose tweet: Short and distort stock for himself and his family.

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Yeah, they probably don’t allow swastikas either. SO CONTROVERSIAL

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I bet Trump likes Michelin because the company’s mascot is a hideous bloated plutocrat monster.

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Looks like his only other options are aircraft tires made by “enemy nations” (UK, France, or Japan; or Dunlop, Michelin, or Bridgestone ).

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Headline:

Trump Not Having Goodyear!

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