Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/24/trump-i-would-love-to-have.html
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“Hey grandpa, what was the great Easter riots of 2020 like?”
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[Jesus moves rock, peeks outside, then ducks back into cave to resume self-isolation]
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Smart move, Jesus. Just shelter in place.
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I have nothing to say that is not wishes of awful things to happen to people who love and support this fool.
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Yeah, we would love that too, jerkface. But, unlike you, we have sense enough to know that anything that leads to mass graves filled with 200 million bodies would be kind of a bad thing.
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You weren’t supposed to let him see his shadow!
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Doubting Thomas insists on putting his fingers through the hole in Trump’s head.
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That means six more weeks of quarantine!
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I hope trump dies of coronavirus. It’d serve him right.
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Last supper? Crap.
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Please! Like Trump wouldn’t burst into flames if he set foot on a church threshhold.
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Trump is his usual idiot, kleptocratic self and I wouldn’t trust anything he sys, but there are other approaches being taken by more sane countries such as The Netherlands.
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Always remember Trump is exactly the ahole as advertised. There are no surprises. This is the one confessed to sexually assaulting women right on tape.
It’s the people voting for him that are insanely dangerous. It’s the cult that empowers him.
They are going to do this as a rebellion, they will have mass congregations for easter and “god will protect them”.
And they are going to kill us all, or at least put a great deal in the hospital 2-3 weeks later.
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“You’re a contrarian.”
“No, YOU’RE the contrarian!’
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