Trump: 'I would love to have the country opened up and just raring to go by Easter'

well, i would love to have Trump and Pence incapacitated by the coronavirus so Pelosi could take control, but we can’t always get what we want, now can we?

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Unfuck 45: IDGAF what he’d “love.”

C’mon, Karma… any time now.

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The Netherlands has the health infrastructure to attempt building herd immunity.
The USA does not. We are already critically low on necessary health supplies.
ETA: and it doesn’t seem like that’s what they decided to go with anyway.

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The People’s Temple were churchgoing folks, too, but let’s not create another Jonestown, mkay?

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Well… I guess congregating in large masses during a pandemic is one way to get into the kingdom of heaven sooner…

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Wow, I had always kind of clumped the Netherlands in with Scandinavia in terms of having sane enlightened governance. Sounds like theyve drunk the same koolaid as the UK.

There’s herd immunity, and then there’s resistance to new, unusual scientific data. I would have thought the asymptomatic spreading would have gotten leaders to rethink their approach!

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That sounds very familiar

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Hmm it put the picture of my empty dog up as well as the rabbit of the rock.

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  1. Trump used the word “congregation” incorrectly.

  2. The congregation I belong to is assuming we will not have Easter service and are already planning an alternative online service because we don’t want to kill our elderly members.

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Whats so wonderful about it is it, again, highlights his narcissism and sociopathy.
As he’s saying, “…Easter is a very special day…”, I’m sure his people on the sidelines are thinking: “Good messaging… he’s demonstrating he’s wholesome, considerate, religious…”

Then comes the:

“…for me…”

And all his people do a (by now well-practised) :picard_facepalm:

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Eh. The church is complicit now.

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Resurrection of America requires

  1. We all die

  2. The Walking Dead get another season

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Trump is the Mayor of Amity island. [Well, someone had to do it…]

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So, apparently this message is being sold with the suggestion that if the US is not put back to work pronto pronto it will be the cause of thousands of suicides.

Now, there’s a neat deflection - instead of Trump’s inaction causing the untimely death of potentially millions - it is those who expect sensible measures to reduce the spread of the virus who are to be blamed for a suicide epidemic.

That message also gives many people permission to top themselves. It’s expected. G’head.

Let’s face it, President Canute knows all you bedraggled pit ponies are expendable - for goodness sake, you were gonna die anyway.

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I support this idea.
Easter 2021 will be perfectly time to get out again.

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Karma’s going to get her due. But considering what he’s been accused of doing to children, I’m rooting for Kali to make an appearance.

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Nah, not before that orange fucker does.

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He embodies the Major in Jaws

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