Trump Jr says his dad can't release tax returns because it will have "every person in the country asking questions"

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In other news, today the guy sitting on the rococo chair in this gilded palace:

said:

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But his actual meth worth is growing exponentially!

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they look like paper dolls, pasted onto a two dimensional background.

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no, he can’t. He can request them, but not make them public.

Lets hope they never play the White House

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Christ, what an asshole idiot.

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I think he just called us dumb…

The DOJ might want to see the 12k pages of schedules, I just want to see the 2-4 pages of the 1040 for each of the last 4 years. The Clinton’s tax returns are no mystery. They give speeches, they get paid, they give to charity, they file and pay their taxes. Very boring. The only reason to not release the SFV’s tax returns is that they’re not boring.

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That’s some terrible lighting that’s done that.
Or maybe it’s all reflected light for every god damn surface being gold.
Seriously? How do you look at that mess and think “Oh yes, that’s classy!”

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I think you sorta just answered your question. If ever the word “classy” is uttered, whatever the word is directed toward is most assuredly not.

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The fraction that hopes to inherit control of a shitty lifestyle brand and an impressive hair restoration regimen.

The cognitive dissonance, it burns!

Seriously, I think we all got it wrong from the start. Donald Trump isn’t running for president. His haircut is. What dimension it comes from is still a mystery, but it obviously took hold of the whole family.

12,000 pages? Bah, that’s way too short.

We need to see the long form tax returns! It’s the only way to be sure!

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Please, keep talking!

angriest improvised music in history.

Listening reveals that they have no idea what the notes they play actually mean

All white audience

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Saying that you’re not releasing information because it will spur questions is literally the best way to induce people to start asking questions.

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Maybe there’s a rat under his toupee that’s controlling him (ala Ratatouille).