Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/08/trump-mob-smeared-shit-on-u-s-capitol-walls.html
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Um, don’t they realize investigators can get DNA samples from shit?
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I’m starting to think these gentlemen/women are not real American patriots… /s
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“That’s not my shit! I only shit Red White and Blue!!”
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Can we rub their noses in it? Bad dogs!
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Apparently not, but there’s no guarantee it’s their own shit.
*shudders at all the possibilities
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I’ve seen poo-flinging chimps with more respect for liberal democracy.
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Probably not, but good luck proving that the shitter was also the smearer.
On another note…
“Fecal fiasco!” In a time when everything gets the most charged, manipulative label possible, this is a welcome piece of hilarity.
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so, the literal poo-slinging from these lower primates has begun?
shiiiiiiiit…
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of course they did 
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So, I guess they weren’t content with merely metaphorically smearing shit all over America’s stated values and reputation…
It’s the Poo Coup
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I wonder if a toxoplasmosis infection would show up in a fecal sample? 'Cause a lot of this behavior could be explained by mind control cat parasites.
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You’re late to the party:
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Someone could argue that is bioterrorism. That shit could have covid.
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Well, this story and that photo collage are clearly fake news, I was reassured clearly that this was the only guy there, and his simple, god-fearing soul would never do such a thing.
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“Don’t blame that shit on me!”
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“Daddy/Mommy” what did you do during the Trumpserrection?"
“I smeared shit on the walls. It was a heroic act.”
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They’re Trumpanzees – shit throwing (like shit posting) is their thing.
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