Trump the Chump (Part 1)

So I think Perlman is right on the mark in the Trump analysis. What drives me insane is that if you wake up every day miserable and nothing can fill the hole inside of you, then you might as well be nice to other people.

It doesn’t make a damn bit of difference to you, you can’t win, it’s just your place in life to be a pit of despair. Other people seem actually affected by what happens to them. So put some joy into the world, it doesn’t cost you a thing.

I’m just as much as a black hole as Trump or any of Trump’s cronies. I just know how to black hole better than they do. Fucking morons.

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That’s just emotional socialism. You need to suck up all the emotions you can and never pay them out if you can help it. (And if you do it’s just the bad emotions, after all you deserve the good ones. It’s still such a burden to give away the bad emotions, everyone is so needy.)
/S

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And covfefe sales are up!

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Massive tax fraud that he’s somehow “convinced” [cough bribed /cough] the IRS not to investigate for this long? If it gets exposed, even if it doesn’t take down Trump it will take down his shield inside the IRS.

Or that he’s valuing certain things (Trump Tower, Mar-a-Lago for example) much lower on his taxes than he values them in public? If for an extreme example he claimed on his 1040 form that Trump Tower was worth $1 million (to limit how much he has to pay in taxes on it) could New York seize it under eminent domain and pay him just $1 million?

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That pic … I am expecting Cerberus to come out and drag them both to Hell.

(Sigh)

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Yes. Right down that hallway of poorly lit dead trees.

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melania     donald

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“I have a very good brain”

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It reads like something you’d hear between two drunks at a bar at 2am. Trump sounds like he definitely needs an uber.

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Trump doesn’t drink. He’s strictly a pill guy.

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sniff, sniff.

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And junk/fast food. I’m convinced he gets some kind of nasty jolt from that.

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Rumor is that he crushes Adderall pills and snorts them.

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Plausible. Certainly matches the character he plays in our collective imagination.

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Who knew it was a documentary??

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taunt you

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