Trump the Chump (Part 1)

For any of us worried about overindulging tomorrow, this should take care of that:

:face_vomiting:

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ā€œItā€™s true. Show ā€“ we want to see, sir. Weā€™ve never seen a chest quite like it.ā€

Accidental truth. (And those doctors have seen combat injuries with lots of ā€œmultipleā€.)

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More likeā€¦

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This is one of those things where 100% of people know that no nurse would ever tell a patient they canā€™t wait to see their gorgeous chest but if we admit we know that then we go on the list, right?

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First on the list, then up against the wall.

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We also know that the world inside his head bears absolutely no resemblance to the world that we all experience, and that his supplicants also know that but donā€™t care. So there you have itā€¦

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Iā€™m pretty much convinced at this point that any time Trump uses the word ā€œsirā€ in one of his anecdotes, thatā€™s code for bullshit.

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I am convinced that itā€™s bullshit if he uses a vowel.

Only incoherent mutterings are the truth, from him.

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Ah, so heart problems, then. Thanks for clearing that up, Donnie.

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Main problem is that itā€™s just so bloody small.

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Sure, but you donā€™t need a big heart to get enough blood to those tiny hands.

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Then again, itā€™s an astounding amount of blood he has on those tiny hands.

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Or that little mushroom.

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Tucker Carlson Calls Trump A ā€˜Full-Blown BS Artistā€™ And Admits Heā€™s A Liar

The Fox News host was somehow using these terms in the presidentā€™s defense.

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Itā€™s a weird day when the Presidentā€™s biggest cheerleader tells his audience that heā€™s a ā€œracist liarā€ as if thatā€™s a point in his favor. Well, I guess thatā€™s out in the open.

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From the comment thread for that tweet:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKbWPELUUAAkXEP.jpg

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Hereā€™s another take on Trumpā€™s Photoshop fantasy, from the man who coined the phrase ā€œsmall fingered vulgarian.ā€

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It is a point in his favour, for some.
After all, thatā€™s why they voted for him.

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