Trump the Chump (Part 1)

For any of us worried about overindulging tomorrow, this should take care of that:

:face_vomiting:

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ā€œIt’s true. Show – we want to see, sir. We’ve never seen a chest quite like it.ā€

Accidental truth. (And those doctors have seen combat injuries with lots of ā€œmultipleā€.)

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More like…

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This is one of those things where 100% of people know that no nurse would ever tell a patient they can’t wait to see their gorgeous chest but if we admit we know that then we go on the list, right?

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First on the list, then up against the wall.

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We also know that the world inside his head bears absolutely no resemblance to the world that we all experience, and that his supplicants also know that but don’t care. So there you have it…

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I’m pretty much convinced at this point that any time Trump uses the word ā€œsirā€ in one of his anecdotes, that’s code for bullshit.

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I am convinced that it’s bullshit if he uses a vowel.

Only incoherent mutterings are the truth, from him.

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Ah, so heart problems, then. Thanks for clearing that up, Donnie.

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Main problem is that it’s just so bloody small.

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Sure, but you don’t need a big heart to get enough blood to those tiny hands.

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Then again, it’s an astounding amount of blood he has on those tiny hands.

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Or that little mushroom.

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Tucker Carlson Calls Trump A ā€˜Full-Blown BS Artist’ And Admits He’s A Liar

The Fox News host was somehow using these terms in the president’s defense.

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It’s a weird day when the President’s biggest cheerleader tells his audience that he’s a ā€œracist liarā€ as if that’s a point in his favor. Well, I guess that’s out in the open.

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From the comment thread for that tweet:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKbWPELUUAAkXEP.jpg

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Here’s another take on Trump’s Photoshop fantasy, from the man who coined the phrase ā€œsmall fingered vulgarian.ā€

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It is a point in his favour, for some.
After all, that’s why they voted for him.

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