Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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Looking forward to Donnie and Mortimer on the street and begging for change.

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voqJvL

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Matthew Calamari Jr. & Jeffrey McConney,

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squid-grilled-squied

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$1,400 Trump-branded suits in the heyday of his ā€œApprenticeā€ TV show

All that extra fabric for the sack-like cut is expensive, it seems

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Trump Manhattan

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Some are speculating that this means Donnie isnā€™t running because this hotel was such a huge grifting profit center when he was the resident of the White House.

OTOH - heā€™s hemorrhaging so much money from this hotel now & has a huge loan coming due.

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Not to mention, I hope, huge lawyer fees. (Not that heā€™d necessarily pay thoseā€¦)

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I mean considering Manson wanted to start a race war in the USā€¦ this is quite possibly the most appropriate and honest portrait of Trump Iā€™ve seen.

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At least he isnā€™t using the day to promote a car or bed sale in a cheap tv ad shrugs

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Yep - heā€™s broke again.

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Again?

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Heā€™s filed for bankruptcy six times.

  1. 1991: Trumpā€™s Taj Mahal
  2. 1992: First of two Atlantic City casinos owned by Donald Trump.
  3. 1992: Second of two Atlantic City casinos owned by Donald Trump.
  4. 1992: Trumpā€™s Plaza Hotel in New York City
  5. 2004: Trumpā€™s Hotels and Casinos Resorts
  6. 2009: Trumpā€™s Entertainment Resorts
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As a former casino owner, Iā€™m surprised heā€™s not going for ā€œluckyā€ number 7. (Yet.)

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Youā€™re a former casino owner who didnā€™t know that Trump is famous for losing money as a casino owner, which until then everyone thought was impossible?

You must live far away in a utopia!

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Iā€™m guessing he thinks it would hurt his 2024 chances.