Because he has no anger control issues, whatsoever. 
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538 have had a big change of heart about Trumpās chances tonight. Cruz done and dusted?
Graun:
No sooner had the polls closed than it became apparent Trump was going to win again and by a landslide. This after Cruz had been polling relatively well in the state until recently. His dip in the polls, tellingly if you ask Trump, coincides with the time when he started campaigning intensively in the state.
And he did try everything, driving home his conservative bonafides, signing a non-aggression pact with John Kasich, and even declaring a vice presidential pick early to attract attention.
He spent enough money to ensure the voters heard him loud and clear ā they just, like so many others before them, didnāt like what they heard one bit.
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I was like, what, Drumpf is facing trial, PMSLā¦ didnāt get past the link.
I love this, itās so emblematic 
Not only did Trump University fall short in the education department, it did not even provide students with the opportunity to meet the straw-haired mogul as promised, but rather gave out cardboard cutouts of his likeness.
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Is this like Time Cube?
Four simultaneous presidents, 90 degrees apart?
Sen. Cruz saw the resemblance eventually . . . maybe not soon enough though.
. . .
The most surreal turn came perhaps near the end, when Mr. Cruz, a movie buff, reached for an analogy to cinema.
āIf anyone has seen the movie āBack to the Future 2,āā he began, āthe screenwriter says that he based the character Biff Tannen on Donald Trump, a caricature of a braggadocious arrogant buffoon.ā
āWe are looking, potentially,ā he added sternly, āat the Biff Tannen presidency.ā . . .
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Hah, out of touch much?
āIf anyone has seen the movie āBack to the Future 2,āā he began,
PMSL. Shouldnāt the question be, if anyone hasnāt?
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I didnāt realize that Jon Huntsman sort of endorsed Trump a few days ago.
Not our friend Elizabeth Warren though! 
There's more enthusiasm for @realDonaldTrump among leaders of the KKK than leaders of the political party he now controls.
ā Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) May 4, 2016
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Donald Trump has demolished just about every pillar of Republican philosophy, leaving the party to grapple with an identity crisis deeper than anything it has seen in half a century.
The GOP has chosen as its 2016 standard-bearer a candidate who has flouted a litany of its once-sacred conservative principles. Trump is disdainful of free-trade agreements, leery of foreign intervention, less than strident on social issues and a champion of protecting entitlements.
That bit of text makes him sound better than Clinton.
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Hey, who knows. Maybe phase 1 of his plan was to rally the people who never vote for their own interests and phase 2 is to act in the actual interests of those peopleā¦
Maybe, but Iāll stick with phase 1 of his plan was to go out and talk about how great he is and phase 2 is more of the same until I see some pretty conclusive proof otherwise.
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Another person was just beaten up in the name of Donald Trump.
This is the woman who painted a portrait of what she imagines a nude Trump would look like, so Iām going to repost the image here just out of principle. (Sorry.)
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I canāt even tell whatās real anymore.
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I have felt that way this whole election cycle.
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Ah, taco bowls. Just like you can get in Morelia.
Thatāll fix everything, GOP. Not worried!
Oops!
I meant . . .
Thatāll fix everynothing, GOP. Not worried!?
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He actually used the term Hispanics? Well, I guess that makes him only one generation behind at this point.
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