Trump the Chump (Part 1)

Make it somebody else’s problem and send him straight to the Hague?

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Stable geniuses think alike.

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Putin: Idiot said what? Oh fuck! Okay, everybody is back to base!

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With NATO countries shutting off contact with Russian oligarchs and banks, that might be a bit awkward. I don’t think Stable Genius has thought about that yet.

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This doesn’t sound good:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/23/politics/manhattan-district-attorney-prosecutors-resign-trump-organization/index.html

The resignations come as the new Manhattan district attorney, Alvin Bragg, has “indicated to them that he had doubts about moving forward with a case against” former President Donald Trump, the Times said, citing conversations with people with knowledge of the matter.

Bragg’s concerns ultimately led to a pause in the probe’s use of a state grand jury, according to the Times, which said Dunne and Pomerantz “have not questioned any witnesses in front of the grand jury for more than a month.” The newspaper said that the investigators “late last month postponed a plan to question at least one witness before the grand jury.”

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I was just coming to post this…

angry kristen wiig GIF

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They cut off horse’s heads, don’t they?

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do keep in mind that the manhattan d.a.'s case is separate from the new york attorney general’s case. despite the fact that i still doubt trump will ever see a courtroom over anything he’s done, there is still an active and viable investigation proceeding in new york.

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True, but what concerns me is stuff like this:

The investigation they led will continue, but their reported reasons for leaving are eye-raising: their boss, Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg is allegedly openly doubtful about the case, a development that disrupted their momentum.

And then…

But James’ investigation is civil, meaning she could sue Trump or his company for wrongdoing, but would have to refer any criminal charges to the Manhattan district attorney.

So if the Manhattan DA decides not to press criminal charges, than Trump gets away with his crimes yet again.

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Oh, so now they notice it.

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I’d get all spacey on them. Space Forcey. You know, shine a laser right down there. We can do that, right?

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“You mean they’re not going to blow us to pieces, at least psychologically?’”

Sorry Donald, Joe Biden doesn’t have the ability. He’s not your dad.

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Of course…Trump knows all the amazing things you can do with light.

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Glad you caught the reference.

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Sorry, Donnie. We’re several decades too late to sterilize you.

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It’s really hard to forget that one…but what do I know, I’m not a “stable genius”.

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