He’s a straight, white, criminal, stupid man. Obviously, this is a protected class. And should all be rounded up and protected. Behind bars. Because, you know, protection…
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Yes, a certain exclusive club of assholes.
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Surrounded by a beautiful wall covered in razor wire for additional protection
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Christian conservatives have incubating a martyrdom complex for some time. Centuries, if not millennia.
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This is not a guy who plays multidimensional chess. Or even checkers. Or even chutes and ladders.
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The only redeeming part of that is that The Daily Beast has some really great illustrators on staff.
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Does anything ever go right with these people?
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Is it filled with Hentai yet?
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Golden showers?
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He does like everything covered in gold
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Just another hour in traitorland.
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He’s certainly welcome to move to Russia if it suits him so well.
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He and Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson Russia Fluffer should get an apartment in Moscow.
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Maybe he’s paving the way for a mad dash to avoid prosecution in the US. 
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He could save a lot of money. Which is important for an elderly, retired guy living on a fixed income. His government pension will go much further.
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Though it might be more expensive than Leavenworth, Kansas. I hear the room and board is free, though it costs you if you want to use the phone.
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I find either option to be an improvement.
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I thought Leavenworth was only for military personnel? Cadet Bone Spurs can live out his days in the Colorado supermax the unibomber was wasting away in.
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He was Commander in Chief.
Leavenworth. Sing Sing, the rock, Devil’s Island- it’s all good. Though the
Black Hole of Calcutta has a nice ring.
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Even the Commander in Chief is still a civilian. (Otherwise he’d fall under the Uniform Code of Military Justice.)
Gitmo? Free room and waterboard!
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