Trump the Chump (Part 1)

Red checkmark, so if it’s real at all, it’s posted to Truth Social. They control the vertical there, so they can edit posts if they feel like it.

Real for huuge values of real.

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It does sound like him, or a parody of him, though he often seems like he’s parodying himself, so who knows?

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I got it off twitter, but here’s a fuller screen shot with the Truth Social stuff at the bottom.

Edit … here’s an even more convincing screenshot…

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I’m sure Melania appreciates the sentiments.

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He was booted off the twitters.

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Right, but. . .

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I guess Twitter hasn’t noticed the repost? I’m fairly certain someone got kicked off Twitter in the past for acting as :tangerine: :poop: ’s proxy.

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So, you can’t link to a specific post on Truth Social like you can on Twitter. Is it because they don’t want outsiders to be able to listen in on the coup planning?

And Trump’s profile says that he has 2.62M followers on Truth Social, yet there are only 10k downloads for the app on Android. :thinking:

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… or because they hire Only the Finest and Very Best Engineers :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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Apple store says:

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Isn’t it securities fraud for a social media company to overstate their number of users?

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No, but it’s definitely a type of business fraud.

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When dealing with Trumpy, the term “Business Fraud” is redundant.

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“chinese hurricane gun”? sure. right up there with “jewish space lasers”?
the only hurricane gun i’ve ever heard of are the AR15s that the bubbas shoot into the hurricane to turn it around.
it all seems so… blow-y and shoot-y… almost like, i dunno, what’s missing from this scene?

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Not clever enough to be Sauron or Saruman. How many people just responded with an orange-tinted Gothmog?

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