Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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I was kind of thinking that John McAfee might pick Charlie Sheen for a running mate if he had gotten on the ballot.

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[Donald Trump fires campaign manager Corey Lewandowski ] (Donald Trump fires campaign manager Corey Lewandowski | Donald Trump | The Guardian)

One campaign source suggested that the final straw for Lewandowski was ā€œsome conflict between him and Hope Hicks that Ivanka [Trump] didnā€™t likeā€. Lewandowski and Hicks reportedly engaged [in] a public screaming match in midtown Manhattan last month. The two had long been considered close and constantly accompanied Trump on the campaign trail.

The existing strains showed when Michael Caputo, a high-ranking Trump staffer who had long been critical of Lewandowski, tweeted: ā€œDing dong the witch is dead.ā€

The news came as a surprise to many in the Trump campaign. One high-ranking source told the Guardian on Monday: ā€œI have no idea whatā€™s going on.ā€

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https://twitter.com/_jon_green/status/745070843336732672

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Ugh.

http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/donald-trump-accused-rape-federal-court-lawsuit

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At halfway through, I just started scrolling rapidly. I could no longer stand to think about what I was reading.

Sensitive readers, consider this a warning. Not joking. These arenā€™t the sort of details you wince through to build up an appropriate level of indignationā€”rape allegations are usually more than sufficient for thatā€”this is stuff that will tunnel right through your indignation and burrow in your gut.

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Oh jeez every time I think it canā€™t get worseā€¦ The convention is going to be interesting.

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13yo girls are just asking for it; that stuff is obvious to a guy like Trump.

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Darn it, Trump, thereā€™s plenty of porn out there, you donā€™t need to use your campaign to solicit it for you.

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What the ridiculous, delusional fuck.

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off-topic: How can it be on airplane mode and wifi at the same time?

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So, he canā€™t get real models to pose for him? Those two seem to be pure creations of the airbrush.

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Saw this on the Facebook today:

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My god.

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Damn it I am out of bourbonā€¦

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Iā€™m not out but believe me itā€™s not for lack of effort.

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Holyā€¦

ā€¦there isnā€™t enough alcohol in the world.

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