Yoink!
Monopoly Top Hat Nixonphile Roger Stone says trump is announcing a â24 run next week.
Timely isnât it?
Also, hereâs a load of crap:
Exactly. The testimony doesnât say that 45 did a backflip, extruded himself through a wrapping paper roll, and came out the other side driving the vehicle on Engelâs lap. It says he tried and failed to take control of the vehicle. That doesnât take a particular set of skills.
Failing is pretty much Il Doucheâs superpower. He is⌠FailureMan!! Able to fail at the most mundane tasks! Able to fall on his face wiping his ass! There is no task at which he cannot fail, for he isâŚ
FailureMan
(I donât have the graphic skills to do this justice, but I am pretty proud of the concept!)
Definitely misspelled must there.
Can we hold off on the breathless reporting until it actually happens, please? Also, please happen soon!
You no wanna bite on the nutrition-free clicky bait?
The takeaway from that story:
- Trump wants the former FBI agents to walk into Trumpâs attorneyâs office and politely ask for their subpoenas.
- And if theyâre unwilling to do this, he thinks that the DOJ should take care of serving the subpoenas because heâs still dillusional and thinks the DOJ is his private law firm.
One of the appraisal companies that help Trump build his fortune on a throne of lies is now stuck between a rock and a hard place: either turn over documents on Trumpâs business practices (thus making themselves a target of Trumpâs wrath and likely implicating themselves in various criminal activities) or stand in contempt of court and pay $10K a day in fines. So far theyâre going the âcontemptâ route.
I hope every single one of Trumpâs business partners goes down in flames with him.
Normally the bank offering the mortgage uses their own appraisers.
Trump actually convinced banks to accept appraisals from a separate company they didnât hire?
This means certain bankers did not do proper due diligence, and should also be investigated.
Banking laws are federal, and you do not mess around with them.
Start doubling it every day they donât comply.
I suggest a duel.
The cliffs of Weehawken arenât far from Trump Bedminster.
DeSantis is a terrible person, but I donât remember so many disasters happening when he was president. Actually I donât remember anything about him being president at all.
Thatâs because youâre not a super genius with a 12th level quantum mind that can pierce the multiversal veil like Donnie two scoops.