Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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especially like that last bit!

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If only it were that easy.

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Not to be confused with the five TMNT board members, who are based out of a literal sewer rather than a metaphorical one.

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ā€œHe is udderly screwed.ā€

That trump bus will need a new suspension soon.

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Trumpā€™s statement on Abe called him the Former Prime Minister.

Heā€™s not completely incapable of understanding the concept.

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I laughed so hard iā€¦ nevermindā€¦

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The American Freedom Tour did not publicize that the event would no longer take place Friday, but quietly removed it from its website.

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I especially like that the website announced that ticket holders could use their tickets at any future American Freedom Tour event.

ā€œWe are very sorry that due to unforeseen circumstances we are rescheduling the American Freedom Tour stop in Greensboro, NC,ā€ an emailed reply stated. ā€œYour ticket may be used at any American Freedom Tour event in America.ā€ The only event currently scheduled on the organizationā€™s website is on Aug. 20 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Grifters.

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Fun, fun, fun!

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ā€œDems should also call off the attackā€”donā€™t make it so that Trumpā€™s only way to survive is to regain the Presidency.ā€
God is this man ever stupid.
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What happens when an unstoppable stupid meets an immovable stupid? Letā€™s find out!

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Itā€™s trump family deposition day kids!

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Wasnā€™t that postponed, in deference to Mama Ivanaā€™s ascent to the clouds?

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Taking a spray can to your own vehicle is just plain stupid. Any mistakes or typos are sprinkles of stupid and stupid icing on the stupid cake.

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Looks like a good day for golf said el Cheeto.

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