especially like that last bit!
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If only it were that easy.
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Not to be confused with the five TMNT board members, who are based out of a literal sewer rather than a metaphorical one.
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“He is udderly screwed.”
That trump bus will need a new suspension soon.
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Trump’s statement on Abe called him the Former Prime Minister.
He’s not completely incapable of understanding the concept.
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I laughed so hard i… nevermind…
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The American Freedom Tour did not publicize that the event would no longer take place Friday, but quietly removed it from its website.
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I especially like that the website announced that ticket holders could use their tickets at any future American Freedom Tour event.
“We are very sorry that due to unforeseen circumstances we are rescheduling the American Freedom Tour stop in Greensboro, NC,” an emailed reply stated. “Your ticket may be used at any American Freedom Tour event in America.” The only event currently scheduled on the organization’s website is on Aug. 20 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Grifters.
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Fun, fun, fun!
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“Dems should also call off the attack—don’t make it so that Trump’s only way to survive is to regain the Presidency.”God is this man ever stupid.
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What happens when an unstoppable stupid meets an immovable stupid? Let’s find out!
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It’s trump family deposition day kids!
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Wasn’t that postponed, in deference to Mama Ivana’s ascent to the clouds?
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Taking a spray can to your own vehicle is just plain stupid. Any mistakes or typos are sprinkles of stupid and stupid icing on the stupid cake.
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Looks like a good day for golf said el Cheeto.
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…and water is wet.
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