Trump the Chump (Part 1)

I maybe wrongly resurrected the Donald Trump Raided by FBI topic, but I’ll crosspost here too (which is probably the better spot) as penance:

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Don’t worry about it. Just seeing the thread Trumpy raided by FBI brings a smile of joy to my face.

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Total mystery.

“Any documents that made it to the White House residence were these boxes Trump carried around with him,” explained Stephanie Grisham, a former senior White House staffer. “Usually the body man would have brought them upstairs for Trump or someone from the outer-Oval at the end of the day. They would get handed off to the residence and just disappear.”

Boxes of documents even came with Trump on foreign travel, following him to hotel rooms around the world — including countries considered foreign adversaries of the United States.

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So there’s a sample motion (something like a legal Mad Libs, maybe?) on the court’s website and they still managed to screw it up?

Lionel Hutz just shook his head at those lawyers’ incompetence.

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I know right? As I understand, pro hac vice motions (out of state lawyer asks for permission to practice in this court) are no big deal, and no one is going to quibble over typos, so they must have seriously screwed up a stock form.

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Well fuck:

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chapelle-dave

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Hey kids!, corporate security refresher day today and apparently an improper way to dispose of classified info is NOT to flush it. Go figure.

Current events driving training content thanks to the ol’ orange traitor.

Burn it, shred it, dissolve it but for goodness sake’s don’t flush it!

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The fact that they had to specify it, just in case…

Tuesday Morning Reaction GIF by The Secret Life Of Pets

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He’ll be revving up the supporter milking machine. No way is he going to pay for that himself!

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After Truth Social, maybe he’ll become an edgelord on 4chan?

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4chan was replaced by 8chan because 4chan still had some limits.
Then 8chan turned out to have limits as well.

Now Kiwi Farms is where the edgelords live. For all the stuff that was too extreme for the place that was for all the stuff that was too extreme for 4chan.

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