Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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You mean: again.

They should be careful, Trump has figured out how to order cruise strikes.

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It is true, they were for Cruz before they were against him:

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/292028-how-breitbart-turned-on-ted-cruz

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So Bannon tried to tell members of congress what they had to do and now the Breitbart people are trying to threaten the President of the United States?

Breitbart is in the business of extracting money from angry people looking for someone to blame. I don’t know if they are shifting to oppose Trump because they need to target a new angry demographic or if they actually let comments about racism winning Trump the election go to their heads. If it’s the latter, they need to understand that those angry people are a natural resource, not their property. Oil companies don’t put the oil in the ground, and Breitbart is nothing but a profiteer.

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I don’t know where to put this, so here you go.
This is a good tweet thread!
Also, we had an election like this in Jr. High, I think the promise was chips tho, we could eat chips in class.

https://twitter.com/Matty_H/status/851118467805794308

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http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/04/jared-kushner-steve-bannon-white-house-civil-war

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This is a book with blank pages.

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Enjoy the Wash Po’s fluffy, gentle spin on the disasterous Easter Egg Roll

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Wonder if he owns stock in that one. Maybe he can slap a Trump logo on it and mark the price up 100%.

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The people responding to him are in so many ways worse:

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Obviously 45 doesn’t read BB.

Doesn’t he have something better to do with this time? Like keeping us from the brink of nuclear annihilation?

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Don’t you mean:

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I guess that makes it the perfect book for him, then.

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From? I’m under the impression is that the brink of nuclear war is exactly where he wants to be, and assholes like Geraldo are cheering him on.

I guess they think that war can’t touch us here. I certainly don’t want it to, of course, but it would be nice if the people in charge had a reality-based understanding of the… well anything.

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I guess they didn’t see this:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/north-korea-shows-off-new-missiles-in-huge-military-parade-but-doesnt-test-nuclear-weapon/2017/04/15/ba8b447c-212b-11e7-bb59-a74ccaf1d02f_story.html

One of the missiles looked similar to the KN-08 intercontinental ballistic missile that North Korea had included in previous parades. This missile has a theoretical range of about 7,500 miles, which is enough to reach all of the United States from North Korea

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19!

I was about to say the listicle writer could have been more choosey, but that’s not buzzfeed, that’s Daniel Dale. Jesus.

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