Trump the Chump (Part 1)

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(“Government authorized” means that he authorized it.)

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https://www.thestar.com/opinion/editorial_cartoon/2018/10/29/theo-moudakis-trick-or-treat.html

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Mou always has the best Halloween jabs at Trump.

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Donald Trump has a DoppelgĂ€nger, and she’s a Spanish potato farmer named Dolores Leis Antelo. She’s also known as “Señora Trump.”

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What a coincidence! Trump can count to potato.

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Donald Trump’s trip to France earned worse reviews than Battlefield Earth .

Ouch.

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Trump Just Blurted Out, Unprompted, That He Installed His Pet Attorney General Over the Russia Probe

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Did I just hear the sound of another Obstruction of Justice charge getting added to Mueller’s to-do list?

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Thank you Daily Caller and Tucker Carlson, I guess.

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And from the DC comments:
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Reading the headline I thought they had a better scoop than that. Trump just free-associated on the department of justice for a few lines. He didn’t say anything like, “Whittaker will take care of it for me”.

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From the Daily Caller interview, Trump reflects on finding meaning in the face of our inevitable mortality.

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you know, cable television was supposed to be a dying medium. And because of me it’s now hotter than it’s ever been. But someday I won’t be here and it will die like you’ve never seen. And so will The New York Times — will die — and every one of them will just be dead.”

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To borrow from a song of my youth:

Without me there’s nothing
I’m the only thing that dies

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L’état, c’est moi.

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L’univers, c’est moi.

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I’d have thought it was more daddy issues, but hey!

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