Trump the Chump (Part 2)



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That’s a striking resemblance to MagHabs!

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How about Judge Aileen Cannon?

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And that hill didn’t have much elevation to begin with.

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Commitment to the people. That’s Trump.

I think it shows that Trump is like built different and like he he’s not doing this for the benefit.

he’s doing it because he cares about people

Mocking Spongebob Squarepants GIF

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ā€˜Trump Is Facts!’

They are so close to the correct statement ā€˜Trump is Fascist’.

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Aha! I think I have it!

You know how Trump doesn’t exercise because he thinks that people have a fixed amount of life energy, and exercise just wastes it?

Somehow suggest to him (so that it’s his idea), that the human jaw has a fixed number of chews, and each chew uses it up.

Trying to choke down a few hamberders, with little chewing, should rid us of this trumpulant pest.

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You first, Dr Feelgood!

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If I were Joe, I’d say sure, but Trump’s gotta do it too. I suspect one of them would fail, and it wouldn’t be Biden.

ETA Missed your comment in between the article and the video, so sorry to repeat your point. I just woke up and haven’t had my performance enhancing drugs yet. :sweat_smile:

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https://archive.is/yoC3g

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Isn’t the Republican party all right flank?

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Maybe they mean right used as correct ? They’re still miserable pos, but wanting to eliminate Trumpy gives them one bonus point.

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Borowitz nails it again

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But hey, he says it all like he’s completely sure of what he’s talking about, so it’s all good for many, many Muricans. :weary:

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Well, they certainly aren’t alright but definitely ā€œflankā€¦ā€

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They’re sitting over there on the Far-Right - so, only one flank is really on the right. The other flank is way off the map, in the bit labelled only ā€œHere be Grand Dragonsā€

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